A Little about my home

Pictures will be coming soon.  I promise.  A little about my home and why it needs a good remodel.  It's about 2,500 sq ft.  A good size.  The original part was built in the 40's with minimal remodelling done to it. Then there were 2 additions, both probably done without permits and definitely not up to code.  The last witch who owned it decided to make it look like a Mexican restaurant.  We're talking saltillo tile laid very poorly, bright orange tile baseboards, yellow walls and kitchen cabinets and bright blue tile counters.  Oh an less I forgot, pepto bismall pink trim around all of the doors.  It was hideous.  So I painted and tried to redo the cabinets, which has caused them to fall apart and rented it out for 2 years before moving back into it.  Now, I need fix the kitchen, do something with the floors.  I had to tear apart half a bar to get my fridge in.  Apparently they built in the kitchen around a fridge.  Duh!  Like those never go bad.  There's a termite infestation that I need $800 for.  That's about 1,200 clicks, so please get to work.  Plus I have 2 bathrooms that don't function.  So please, please, please help me out and click on my advertisers so that I can pay for this remodel.

Thanks in advance!!!